Aww yeah, this guy gets it.

Depends on what I just killed. Personally I go more by feel than recipe.

askjacebeleren:

askjace:

askjin-gitaxias:

So, to involved parties: Your thoughts?

Gideon likes to think he’s amazing but every time I see him in battle he’s hiding behind some crazy doublestriking soldier tokens… and then… for some reason… I forget that I’m a mage of the mind and go berzerk.

I don’t know what it is, but Gideon has a face you just want to punch. Like… With your fist… or your Storm Crow.

I try to keep my focus when I’m around him but all I want to do is punch his face.

He’s not even a bad guy but… seriously.

^THIS^

What are you talking about, he’s totally cool.

I don’t know, I don’t really get to know a vampire if I’m planning on killing them.

All drums bow to my awesome skills.

It’s alright. I kill a lot of monsters, but I haven’t found my prey yet.

I killed some patricians that reminded me of you though.

askjace:

Pics later. Much later.

I owe the shop money next time I come in.

SO JELLY

askurza:

askjin-gitaxias:

askglissa:

ashencandy:

zeico:

Things I do instead of paying attention to class. 

Headcanon: Jin-Gitaxias sings in his lab when he thinks there is no one else around. 

<3

Sad to say.. he does have a decent voice. I find myself humming to his tune..

Really? One can never hear one’s self as others do, but if you really think so, Glissa, then I suppose I could share the lyrics for this particular tune. Ahem.

I am the very model of a scientist Phyrexian.
I’ve vivisected species from the Neurok to the vedalken.
I opened vessels so that I could record the velocity
Of every liquid that escapes in order of viscosity.
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters thaumaturgical.
I recite incantations both the hellish and liturgical.
In multiversal theorem I am working towards a major feat,
And writing up a list of all the species I want to compleat!
Drones: (And writing up a list of all the species he wants to compleat!)
(And writing up a list of all the species he wants to compleat!)
(And writing up a list of all the species he wants to com-oo compleat!)

I’m very good at dissection and reconstructive surgery.
My transcriptors are made to be incapable of perjury.
In short, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
I am the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!
(In short, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
He is the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!)

I know our mythic history, of Urza and apocalypse.
I’ve surgic’lly removed the need for something primitive as lips.
The serpent and the sky-eel I’ve replaced with breeds superior,
And rest assured my every action hides motives ulterior.
I can tell at once a goblin’s spleen from organs elf and leonin.
In my spare time I’ve alchemically invented Neoprene.
If you can name a species then their scream I can well reproduce
As well as if I’ve found their tissues to have an especial use.
(As well as if he’s found their tissues to have an especial use.
As well as if he’s found their tissues to have an especial use.
As well as if he’s found their tissues to have an especial-ecial use!)

Then I can write a lab report in Tel-Jilad ideograms
And demonstrate to Mirrans that their free will isn’t worth a damn.
In short, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
I am the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!
(In short, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
He is the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!)

In fact, when I know what to do with groffskithurs and galvanoths,
When I can show my methods will succeed where once had failed Yawgmoth’s,
When disciplines like chemistry and physics I can violate,
And when with but a glance my foes I magically trepanate,
When I learn of what progress has been made by other oil spills,
When my siblings decide to stop competing for most total kills,
In short, when my planar portal has completed its beta test,
The question of the ultimate scientist will be laid to rest!
(The question of the ultimate scientist will be laid to rest!
The question of the ultimate scientist will be laid to rest!
The question of the ultimate scientist will be laid to-aid to rest!)

Despite my lack of eyeballs, there is one fact I can clearly see:
Perfection’s not a point you reach, it’s a perpetual journey.
But still, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
I am the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!
(But still, using materials from Neurok to the vedalken
He is the very model of a scientist Phyrexian!) 

Gitaxias, sometimes I think you and I have far too much in common.  I’ve been working (pretty poorly) on a little ditty myself.  And I feel that this would be as good a place as any to put up my progress.

(Scatting by Urza)

Urza’s world
(Scatting by Urza)

I’m calling out from Koilos

I’m calling out from Urza’s world.
If you want to stay free, you better listen to me
I’ll do my best to teach, You can see like me (x2)

Everybody’s talkin something very shockin
just to keep on blocking the truth I hold inside
but listen to me brother just you keep on walkin
causeyou and me and Mishra can put up a fight

red man, blue man, white and green and black man
Tell me about the color of your home
If part of your solution is genetic evolution
Then I don’t want to see your stories now
I want to show you Urza’s world

(Scatting by Urza)

I’m calling out from Koilos
I’m calling out from Urza’s world.
If you want to stay free, you better listen to me
I’ll do my best to teach, You can see like me

Everybody’s born complete as he chooses
But how do you compleat if your experiment flawless?
I sit and see and wonder what it means to to be compleat
No wonder phyrexians are immortal

I want to be a human being, not a human joke
I couldn’t do that look if I tried
The source of my intervention isn’t really progress prevention
My intention is prevention of my past

Welcome to Urza’s world

(repeat chorus, Urza scatting, and verse 3 in here somewhere)

I’d like to think it a valiant, if perhaps flawed, effort

These are the best.

askglissa:

askelspeth:

Well this looks interesting. 

Seconded.

Sure.